Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Blogging
Blogging was ok, I dont really get what people were raving about it. I want people to think snowboarding but i kindof have to keep it about English journals.
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Topic: How embarrassing!
My pet, Puff Puff, ate the next door neighbor’s kid. It was horrible. His mom found out and she was banging on our door for like 4 days, and for no reason. I still don’t get why. She was crazy! Puff Puff isn’t usually eating kids but I guess we forgot to feed him. I really don’t even know what species Puff Puff is, so I feed him a mixture of dog and human food. He seems to like it so I just keep on feeding it to him. One weird thing about Puff Puff is that he never takes off his glasses. He eats, sleeps, and does everything else with them on. He is truly a crazy little animal.
Topic: How embarrassing!
My pet, Puff Puff, ate the next door neighbor’s kid. It was horrible. His mom found out and she was banging on our door for like 4 days, and for no reason. I still don’t get why. She was crazy! Puff Puff isn’t usually eating kids but I guess we forgot to feed him. I really don’t even know what species Puff Puff is, so I feed him a mixture of dog and human food. He seems to like it so I just keep on feeding it to him. One weird thing about Puff Puff is that he never takes off his glasses. He eats, sleeps, and does everything else with them on. He is truly a crazy little animal.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
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Topic: I can't believe what came out of the piñata...
One last whack of the piñata and boom, it was open. It was weird candy did not come out, pudding did. Chocolate pudding to be exact, when it broke who was standing under it, ME! It was a goop mess. It tasted good but it was weird. Not many people have been covered in pudding and it was my first. Who puts pudding in a piñata? Who? I was on a case to find the person who put pudding in a piñata. I went and got my notebook and my detective hat, but then I got board so I went and played PS3.
Topic: I can't believe what came out of the piñata...
One last whack of the piñata and boom, it was open. It was weird candy did not come out, pudding did. Chocolate pudding to be exact, when it broke who was standing under it, ME! It was a goop mess. It tasted good but it was weird. Not many people have been covered in pudding and it was my first. Who puts pudding in a piñata? Who? I was on a case to find the person who put pudding in a piñata. I went and got my notebook and my detective hat, but then I got board so I went and played PS3.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
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Topic: I made the best recipe ever!
I love cookies. Cookies are the best food in the world. One time I made some cookies and they were good. They were so good I sold each cookie on eBay for 5 grand. Not 5 grand total but 5 grand each. Man they were really good. My dad sells stuff on eBay all the time. My dad lives on eBay if there was no e-bay he would die.
I am going to sell stuff on eBay. I will sell a lot of thing on eBay. I am going to sell our GameCube on eBay. Any way those cookies were really good. My favorite cookies are Chocolate Chip. Good old Chocolate chip. They are the bomb. Now I want to sing the song you dropped the bomb on me. That is a good song. It is extremely catchy. I also like Snicker Doodle cookies. They are actually just ok, but I really love chocolate chip. My mom always puts oatmeal in our cookies but I don’t mind that it is really good. My mom makes a lot of cookies. She makes like 2 batches a week.
I LOVE COOKIES.
Topic: I made the best recipe ever!
I love cookies. Cookies are the best food in the world. One time I made some cookies and they were good. They were so good I sold each cookie on eBay for 5 grand. Not 5 grand total but 5 grand each. Man they were really good. My dad sells stuff on eBay all the time. My dad lives on eBay if there was no e-bay he would die.
I am going to sell stuff on eBay. I will sell a lot of thing on eBay. I am going to sell our GameCube on eBay. Any way those cookies were really good. My favorite cookies are Chocolate Chip. Good old Chocolate chip. They are the bomb. Now I want to sing the song you dropped the bomb on me. That is a good song. It is extremely catchy. I also like Snicker Doodle cookies. They are actually just ok, but I really love chocolate chip. My mom always puts oatmeal in our cookies but I don’t mind that it is really good. My mom makes a lot of cookies. She makes like 2 batches a week.
I LOVE COOKIES.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
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Topic: In my acceptance speech, I hope I don't leave out...
I wouldn’t want to leave out that WILL START a third world war. I will nuke Iran, Iraq, and some other countries. I will also put all of our countries’ research money to the making of live dinosaurs. I want a t-rex as a pet. I will feed it chickens and John McCain. I will paint the White House pink. The White House will also have purple poke-a-dots. I will try to lift the white house with a crane and try to move it to California. I will have a FAST CAR. I will pollute the air as much I can. I will also fill out a job application for McDonalds. I don’t even like McDonalds. I like Burger King, Culvers, and Cousins Subs. I will give 40 free subs to every US citizens. I’m a good president.
Topic: In my acceptance speech, I hope I don't leave out...
I wouldn’t want to leave out that WILL START a third world war. I will nuke Iran, Iraq, and some other countries. I will also put all of our countries’ research money to the making of live dinosaurs. I want a t-rex as a pet. I will feed it chickens and John McCain. I will paint the White House pink. The White House will also have purple poke-a-dots. I will try to lift the white house with a crane and try to move it to California. I will have a FAST CAR. I will pollute the air as much I can. I will also fill out a job application for McDonalds. I don’t even like McDonalds. I like Burger King, Culvers, and Cousins Subs. I will give 40 free subs to every US citizens. I’m a good president.
Monday, April 6, 2009
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