Journal Entry
Topic: How embarrassing!
My pet, Puff Puff, ate the next door neighbor’s kid. It was horrible. His mom found out and she was banging on our door for like 4 days, and for no reason. I still don’t get why. She was crazy! Puff Puff isn’t usually eating kids but I guess we forgot to feed him. I really don’t even know what species Puff Puff is, so I feed him a mixture of dog and human food. He seems to like it so I just keep on feeding it to him. One weird thing about Puff Puff is that he never takes off his glasses. He eats, sleeps, and does everything else with them on. He is truly a crazy little animal.
FYI... that is me
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