Journal Entry
Topic: In my acceptance speech, I hope I don't leave out...
I wouldn’t want to leave out that WILL START a third world war. I will nuke Iran, Iraq, and some other countries. I will also put all of our countries’ research money to the making of live dinosaurs. I want a t-rex as a pet. I will feed it chickens and John McCain. I will paint the White House pink. The White House will also have purple poke-a-dots. I will try to lift the white house with a crane and try to move it to California. I will have a FAST CAR. I will pollute the air as much I can. I will also fill out a job application for McDonalds. I don’t even like McDonalds. I like Burger King, Culvers, and Cousins Subs. I will give 40 free subs to every US citizens. I’m a good president.
FYI... that is me
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